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Warning, disclaimer ahead…

Firstly, we would like to mention a disclaimer to the disclaimer. The disclaimer below is not meant for those readers who will engage with us, and with each other, in a meaningful, constructive and a positive manner. We don’t mind being proven wrong, being corrected by someone more knowledgeable than us, being shown the error in our logic or the inference drawn. We don’t mind someone disagreeing with us respectfully.

The disclaimer below is meant for the trolls, spammers, rebel-rousers, dis-info agents, propagandists, chauvinists, feminists, misogynists, misandrists, racists, leftists, rightists, demagogues, xenophobes, politicians of every color, creed and kind, faux leaders, fake preachers, false prophets, hipsters, aliensno, not illegal aliens, but the ones from outer space… well, you get the drift.

Now, the disclaimer…

Omygdala.com is our personal site, which means this is our house. We’ll run it the way it pleases us. You don’t have any say in this. If you complain, harangue, rave, rant, fret or fume about the look and feel of our house, then, we reserve the right to go medieval on you. Constructive criticism is always welcome; however, a certain genetic predilection towards “prima donna’ism” will incur our wrath. If you have nothing better to do, then, do it somewhere else. Pretty please?

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Stop, read and comprehend before proceeding!

Most opinions on this site are ours. We have very strong opinions. You may dislike what we have to say. We can be politically incorrect, biased, unfair, prejudiced, jaundiced, judgmental, irrational, can suffer from cognitive biases, write grammatically incorrect sentences, make fun of God, not “respect your authoritah” (South Park), give silly names to the superstar you are secretly in love with, call your favorite politician a derrière or a fanny or a tush, write in nth person, use passive voice, split an infinitive, use ellipsis unnecessarily, use a who instead of whom, which instead of that, affect instead of effect, their instead of there or they’re, your instead of a you’re, or mispronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (courtesy: YouTube). Furthermore, we may just lose it one day and jump the shark, drop the ball, do a Devon Loch, cause a storm in a teacup, bark up the wrong tree, create a mountain out of a molehill, shoot from the hip, play it by ear or say correlation implies causation, etc. Tough luck! If you don’t like what we post, go ahead, find a site that is more amenable to your sensitive palette.

A special paragraph for the politically minded. As citizens of India, our allegiance is to the Constitution of India and our Motherland; we are not beholden to any political parties. We don’t carry water for any political parties. All political parties are the sametwo sides of the same coin. It is also our assertion that most politicians are crooks; they are corrupt and are only in it for themselves and their sycophants. Hence, when we criticize a political party, a particular political ideology, bureaucratic stupidity, or a set of policies, acts and dictates, please don’t automatically flag us as a member of a party your aren’t a fan of. Just because we criticize a particular political party, it does not mean that we are supporters of another. We aren’t. Let us repeat. All political parties are the sametwo sides of the same coin.

At times, we’ll post articles from guests. Those articles will contain their opinions. You may dislike what they have to say. Cry me a river! Life’s unfair; nobody claimed otherwise. If it hurts your delicate sensibilities, then, please find a different watering hole somewhere else.

Comments posted on this site will be the opinions of the commenters. If the comments meet the comments policy and, yet, you are still offended by them, then, it is your problem, not ours or the commenters. Now, that’s a bummer, right?

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Alrighty then, let’s get trollin’… err… we meant rollin’.

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